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Punk Band's 'Goopy' Vinyl Smells Like Paltrow's Candle!

5/22/2025

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Australian punk band Private Function has unleashed a quirky special edition vinyl titled 'Goopy,' which humorously claims to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous candle. With a cheeky nod to affordability, the band critiques the high price of the original scent. To celebrate, they're hitting the road for an Australian tour, bringing their unique flair to fans nationwide.

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Australian punk band Private Function has unleashed a quirky special edition vinyl titled 'Goopy,' which humorously claims to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous candle. With a cheeky nod to affordability, the band critiques the high price of the original scent. To celebrate, they're hitting the road for an Australian tour, bringing their unique flair to fans nationwide.