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Colbert Mocks Portland's New Mascot: Saucy T. Sausage

5/23/2025

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Stephen Colbert took a hilarious jab at Portland Bangers FC's new mascot, Saucy T. Sausage, on "The Late Show," labeling it "horrifying." This eye-catching pink character, a nod to Portland's vibrant food culture, has sparked a national buzz. The team, fresh on the USL League Two scene, boasts a lineup of former Timbers stars.

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Stephen Colbert took a hilarious jab at Portland Bangers FC's new mascot, Saucy T. Sausage, on "The Late Show," labeling it "horrifying." This eye-catching pink character, a nod to Portland's vibrant food culture, has sparked a national buzz. The team, fresh on the USL League Two scene, boasts a lineup of former Timbers stars.