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SNL's Season Premiere Targets Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump
10/6/2025, 4:17:54 AM
Cold Open: A Satirical Take on Military Leadership
The premiere of Saturday Night Live's 51st season featured a cold open that lampooned U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and former President Donald Trump. Colin Jost, portraying Hegseth, mocked his recent speech to military leaders at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia, where Hegseth called for the U.S. military to abandon "woke" culture and impose stringent male standards for combat roles. Jost's portrayal exaggerated Hegseth's persona, declaring, “Our military will now have the same rules as any good frat party—no fat chicks,” and criticized the military's current state as “gay as hell” and “fat.”
James Austin Johnson, impersonating Trump, interrupted Jost's skit, humorously warning SNL to be “on their best behavior” or face consequences from the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). This interaction highlighted the ongoing tension between late-night comedy and political figures, particularly Trump, who has previously criticized SNL for its portrayal of him.
Hegseth's Controversial Speech
Hegseth's address to military officials emphasized a shift towards traditional military values, advocating for strict fitness standards and a ban on beards, which he claimed would enhance military readiness. He stated, “If you want a beard, join special forces. If not, shave,” and criticized “fat generals” as detrimental to the military's image. His remarks have drawn both praise and backlash; supporters like Joe Rogan have endorsed his views, while critics, including Senator Tammy Duckworth, argue that such policies undermine the contributions of women in the military.
Criticism and Opposition
Hegseth's speech has faced significant criticism from various quarters. Female veterans and lawmakers have condemned his remarks as discriminatory, arguing that they could effectively push women out of combat roles. Duckworth emphasized that women have proven their capabilities in military service, stating, “Our military could not do its job of protecting America and keeping us safe without the women who serve.” Additionally, civil rights groups have decried Hegseth's grooming policy as a violation of religious freedoms, particularly affecting Sikh and Muslim service members.
Official Statements & Responses
In response to the backlash, Hegseth has defended his policies as necessary for maintaining military effectiveness. He stated, “We are done with that s***,” referring to what he perceives as distractions within the military. The White House, when approached for comments on the SNL skit, indicated that they would not engage with the show’s content, with a spokesperson noting, “I have more entertaining things to do—like watch paint dry.”
Verbatim Quotes
- “Thanks to failed liberal policies, our army has never been gayer, and yet, it’s also never been fatter,” — Colin Jost, portraying Pete Hegseth
- “He arrives and says, “I’m just here keeping my eye on SNL, making sure they don’t do anything too mean about me.” — James Austin Johnson, portraying Donald Trump
- “If that means no women qualify for some combat jobs, so be it.” — Pete Hegseth, on military standards
What's Next
As SNL continues its 51st season, political satire is expected to remain a focal point, with weekly sketches likely addressing ongoing political developments and controversies surrounding figures like Hegseth and Trump. The show's ability to blend humor with political commentary will be crucial in shaping public discourse in the current political climate.
