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Middle Schoolers Hilariously Define Christmas Wishes for 30+

1/2/2026

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A TikTok video of Ashley's middle school class responses has drawn over 3.1 million views.
Ashley asked students what people aged 30 and older want for Christmas.
The responses included humorous items such as "hot husband," "retirement," and "healthy knees."
Ashley notes that money influences how society views older generations.

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Story summary

A TikTok video of Ashley's middle school class responses has drawn over 3.1 million views.
Ashley asked students what people aged 30 and older want for Christmas.
The responses included humorous items such as "hot husband," "retirement," and "healthy knees."
Ashley notes that money influences how society views older generations.