Bill Kurtis Retires from NPR's "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!"

Bill Kurtis, the esteemed broadcast journalist, is retiring from his role as judge and scorekeeper on National Public Radio's (NPR) quiz show "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" after a notable 12-year tenure. At 85 years old, Kurtis announced his retirement in a statement to NPR's editorial staff, expressing that there is "no better way to stay young than to give voice to jokes written by people who are fearless in taking down anything and anyone." His final episode is scheduled to air on May 23, 2026.

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Kurtis's broadcasting career began in the 1960s at a CBS affiliate in Chicago, where he reported on significant events such as the 1968 Democratic National Convention protests and the Charles Manson murder trial. He co-anchored "CBS Morning News" and is credited with founding the true crime documentary genre through "Cold Case Files." In 2014, he succeeded Carl Kasell, the show's first scorekeeper, and quickly adapted to the comedic tone of "Wait Wait," blending gravitas with humor. His playful introductions became a hallmark of the show, with memorable lines like, “I’m the voice of your aunt’s sexual awakening” and “I’m the voice so creamy, you better take some Lactaid.”

Bill Kurtis Retires as Judge and Scorekeeper of NPR’s ‘Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!’

Peter Sagal, the host of "Wait Wait," expressed his gratitude for Kurtis's contributions, stating, “I couldn’t believe a newsman of his stature would ever stoop to doing our silly little show.” Sagal acknowledged the skepticism surrounding Kurtis's transition to the show but noted that he was grateful to have been proven wrong. The NPR staff's note highlighted Kurtis's unique ability to find humor in mundane headlines, enhancing the show's appeal.

Bill Kurtis Retires as Judge and Scorekeeper of NPR’s ‘Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!’

While there is widespread appreciation for Kurtis's contributions, some critics have questioned the show's direction following his departure. Concerns have been raised about whether the program can maintain its charm and humor without his distinctive voice and presence.

Bill Kurtis Retires as Judge and Scorekeeper of NPR’s ‘Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!’

Following Kurtis's retirement, NPR plans to announce a successor to take over his role on "Wait Wait." Kurtis will continue to engage with the show by lending his voice to winner voicemails and participating in the show's social media interactions, ensuring his legacy remains a part of the program.

Bill Kurtis Retires as Judge and Scorekeeper of NPR’s ‘Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!’

• “What an incredible chapter ‘Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!’ is in my life,” — Bill Kurtis

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• “I still can’t quite believe it, but am incredibly grateful to have been wrong.” — Peter Sagal

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Bill Kurtis's retirement marks the end of an influential era for "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" and opens a new chapter for the beloved quiz show.

Bill Kurtis Retires as Judge and Scorekeeper of NPR’s ‘Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!’