The Curious Incident of the Dog and the Electric Toothbrush

In a recent anecdote, Tim Dowling recounts a peculiar nighttime experience involving his dog and an unexpected noise. The narrative begins with Dowling waking up to the warm breath of his dog, who has a habit of sneaking onto the bed without disturbing his wife. This nightly routine is disrupted when a loud, mysterious noise pierces the silence at 4 AM, prompting Dowling and his wife to investigate.

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Initially, the noise is described as a combination of piercing and resonant sounds, likened to a wasp operating an angle grinder. Dowling traces the noise to the bathroom, where it seems to intensify. He speculates that the pipes might be about to explode and attempts to alleviate the situation by turning the taps on and off. However, the noise persists until he discovers that his wife's electric toothbrush, resting on a shelf, is the culprit. The toothbrush's vibrations are amplified by the ceramic jar it was in, causing the surrounding tiles and tub to resonate.

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Despite resolving the immediate issue by turning off the toothbrush, the couple faces a new dilemma when the device inexplicably turns itself on again the following night. Dowling humorously contemplates whether they will have to live with this new reality, as his wife expresses uncertainty about the toothbrush's behavior. The couple's banter highlights the absurdity of the situation, with Dowling jokingly suggesting that their appliances might be controlled by the internet.

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As Dowling lies in bed, he reflects on the implications of technology in their lives, humorously pondering the potential for machines to take control. The narrative concludes with a light-hearted acknowledgment of the strange occurrences that can arise in everyday life, particularly in the context of modern appliances and their quirks.

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• “What the fuck is that?” — Tim Dowling

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• “The jar amplified the vibrations, and I guess it set off the shelf, and then the tiles,” — Tim Dowling

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• “Is someone using the internet to seize control of our appliances?” — Tim Dowling's wife

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• “It occurs to me that when the machines take over this is exactly the sort of thing they will get up to.” — Tim Dowling

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This whimsical account captures the blend of humor and frustration that can accompany the unexpected challenges of domestic life, particularly when technology behaves in unforeseen ways.

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