Full Breakdown
Birkenhead Drug Dealer Sentenced After Concealing Cocaine in Feces
5/7/2026, 1:59:57 AM
The Arrest and Discovery
On January 29, officers patrolling Charing Cross in Birkenhead observed a crowd outside a local pub. They recognized 29-year-old Warren Roberts, who fled and was detained a short time later. During a search of his person, Roberts removed his boxer shorts; a clump of feces fell out, revealing a ping-pong ball that contained 50 packages of cocaine weighing 8.76 g, valued at roughly £1,000. A prior search of his residence uncovered 14 packages of cocaine (2.6 g total) worth £280 and £1,094.95 in cash.
Background and Prior Investigation
Roberts, of River View in New Ferry, had been under investigation since an August 6 patrol observed him conducting a suspected drug deal. That encounter led to his arrest, the seizure of cash, a Nokia mobile phone with alleged supply-related messages, and multiple scales with white-powder residue. In August 2024 he received a nine-month suspended sentence for possession with intent to supply Class B cannabis. At the recent hearing he admitted two counts of possession with intent to supply Class A cocaine.
Timeline of Key Events
- August 6 (previous year) – Police observe Roberts in a suspected drug transaction; he is arrested and searched.
- January 29 (current year) – Roberts is spotted outside a Birkenhead pub, flees, is detained, and his concealed cocaine is discovered.
- [Date of Court Hearing] – Liverpool Crown Court hears the case; Judge Andrew Menary delivers sentencing.
Evidence and Quantities Seized
- Cocaine from clothing: 50 packages, 8.76 g, street value ~£1,000.
- Cocaine from residence: 14 packages, 2.6 g, value £280.
- Cash recovered: £1,094.95.
- Additional items: Scales, a Nokia mobile phone, and packaging materials.
Official Statements & Responses
Prosecutor Paul Blasbery noted that officers recognized Roberts, observed his attempts to conceal items, and that the fecal clump indicated deliberate evasion. Judge Andrew Menary stressed Roberts’ responsibility as a father and the need for reflection, imposing a four-year prison term with partial activation of his suspended sentence, resulting in a total custodial period of four years and three months.
Defense Perspective
Defence counsel Andrew McInnes described Roberts as “hopelessly addicted to cocaine,” citing repeated failed drug tests, longstanding mental-health issues, and the impact of his addiction on his two young children. McInnes argued that Roberts is seeking to address his dependency.
On-the-Ground Police Observations
Merseyside Police officers reported that after detention Roberts appeared to be “messing around with his groin area,” prompting suspicion that he was hiding contraband. Their subsequent search confirmed the fecal concealment.
Verbatim Quotes
- “Police recognised Roberts, who then ran away. He was detained a short time later and appeared to be messing around with his groin area. Officers were aware he was concealing items.” — Paul Blasbery, Prosecutor
- “I hope during your time in custody you will reflect seriously on the choices that have brought you before this court, and emerge determined to lead a different life.” — Andrew Menary, Judge
- “hopelessly addicted to cocaine” — Andrew McInnes, Defence Lawyer
- “It seems he failed every drug test. He explains it was simply impossible for him to escape the spiral he found himself in.” — Andrew McInnes, Defence Lawyer
Impact and Sentencing Outcome
The conviction underscores the seriousness with which Liverpool Crown Court treats concealed drug trafficking. Roberts’ four-year custodial sentence reflects both the illicit nature of the offense and concerns about his role as a parent.
What’s Next
Roberts will serve the imposed term at a correctional facility, with eligibility for parole contingent on compliance with prison regulations and participation in rehabilitation programs. No further investigations related to this case have been announced.
