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SNL Season 51 Finale Cold Open Satirizes Trump-Epstein Ties
5/17/2026, 8:29:10 AM
Cold Open Overview
On May 16, 2026, NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” ended its 51st season with a cold-open in which host Will Ferrell appeared as the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein confronting President Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) in the Oval Office. Styled as a “Christmas-Carol” tableau, it concluded with a duet of Bill Withers’s “Just the Two of Us.” Paul McCartney performed later.
Background & Context
SNL has repeatedly mocked Trump’s alleged friendship with convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Trump denies wrongdoing and calls related investigations a political “hoax.” The cold-open uses this dispute as its satirical premise.
Key Performers & Characters
Will Ferrell (host) as Epstein; James Austin Johnson as Trump; Ashley Padilla as Kristi Noem; Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth; Aziz Ansari as Kash Patel; Jeremy Culhane as JD Vance; Paul McCartney as musical guest.
Data & Statistics
The sketch cites Trump’s approval rating as “in the 30s,” declares the Iran war over, and says the U.S. “came in second.” It marks Ferrell’s sixth SNL hosting and aired May 16, 2026.
Satirical Narrative
Epstein greets Trump, “Don’t worry, Donald: It’s me, your best friend, Jeffrey Epstein!” Trump cites his approval rating in the 30s; Epstein retorts that the 30s are gross and tells Trump to call when it reaches 17. Epstein shows Noem selling a “Shark Wand” vacuum on TV, joking about cleaning “the mess your dog made, besides a gun.” Hegseth pours a beer bong for Patel, who markets cologne “Incompetence for Men” made from his forehead sweat. Epstein says Iran war is over and U.S. “came in second.” The sketch ends with them singing “Just the Two of Us,” while Epstein tells Trump, “People will always associate you with me, my dear close friend, that is a beautiful thing.”
Why It Matters
The sketch uses Epstein’s notoriety to underscore ongoing public scrutiny of Trump’s past ties, turning a political controversy into satire. As the season’s final sketch before the summer break, it serves as SNL’s last 2026 opportunity to lampoon the administration, reinforcing the show’s role as a cultural barometer that translates political anxieties into comedy.
Conflicting Reports & Gaps
Sources vary on the spelling of Pete Hegseth’s name (Hegseth vs. Hegesth) and on Epstein’s costume, described as either “tattered, bloody clothes and a chain” or “chains like Jacob Marley.” Kristi Noem is labeled both “former” and “ex-DHS Secretary.” No official comment from the Trump administration about the sketch is recorded.
Verbatim Quotes
- “Oh, the 30s? Gross. Call me when it hits 17.” — Jeffrey Epstein (Will Ferrell)
- “Donnie, just remember, no matter how many wars you start or how bad you tank the economy as a distraction, people will always associate you with me, and that, my dear close friend, that is a beautiful thing,” — Jeffrey Epstein (Will Ferrell)
- “We had some fun times together, didn’t we, Donny? We should have taken more pictures!” — Jeffrey Epstein (Will Ferrell)
- “It’s the best way to clean up that mess your dog made, besides a gun,” — Kristi Noem (Ashley Padilla)
What's Next
SNL will return with Season 52 in the fall, likely continuing its political satire of the Trump administration and other current events.
