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Larry David Nixes Seinfeld Skeleton-Refurbishing Plot
5/21/2026
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Story summary
- Larry David rejected a Seinfeld script in which Kramer refurbishes morgue-quality skeletons for hospital sale.
- Writer Jeff Schaffer explained that Kramer would acquire skeletons, buff them, and market them as educational displays.
- The outline also placed Jerry in Leapin’ Larry’s appliance ads and featured a dishwasher mishap that revealed a tibia.
- Larry David’s refusal ended the writers’ push, leaving the skeleton concept on the Season 7 board but never aired.
