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Laxative-Laced Brownies Prompt Police Report and Turf Debate
6/6/2026, 6:27:19 AM
Brownies Stunt at School Committee Meeting
On June 2 2026, activist Meghan Perry presented the Nantucket School Committee with brownies and announced they contained a “non-detectable” amount of the over-the-counter laxative Ex-Lax. She linked the treat to PFAS concerns surrounding a proposed artificial-turf field. No committee member ate the brownies; the district filed a police report.
Turf Project and PFAS Concerns
The district plans a $26 million replacement of the grass at Vito Capizzo Stadium with synthetic turf. Voters approved the project in May 2026, but construction is paused while the district and the Nantucket Land and Water Council negotiate a testing regime for PFAS, chemicals that persist in the environment and could leach into the island’s sole-source aquifer beneath the field.
Key Participants
Primary figures include activist Meghan Perry, School Committee Chair Laura Gallagher Byrne, Superintendent Elizabeth Hallett, Police Chief Jody Kasper, and the Nantucket Land and Water Council.
Official Statements & Responses
Chair Byrne called the brownies a “gotcha display” and said the committee will not pursue criminal charges beyond documentation. The committee’s public-comment statement emphasized respectful engagement. Superintendent Hallett confirmed the brownies were discarded, and Chief Kasper noted the police report is incomplete and not yet public.
Criticism & Opposition
Critics argue Perry’s stunt undermined the dignity of the meeting. Opponents of the turf project, including the Land and Water Council, cite PFAS, microplastics, and potential aquifer contamination as reasons to demand rigorous testing before installation.
Conflicting Reports & Gaps
Perry asserted the brownies were “safe to eat,” but officials have not verified the presence of laxatives. The police report remains unpublished, leaving the possibility of charges unresolved. Detailed PFAS measurements for the turf have not yet been released.
Verbatim Quotes
- “It’s my understanding they do have a non-detect level of Ex-Lax in them, but I figured since we’re OK with a non-detect level of PFAS, it would probably be OK.” — Meghan Perry, activist
- “appeared to be a gotcha display around the PFAS/turf issue, and one that seemed designed to provoke and ridicule the School Committee.” — Laura Gallagher Byrne, Chair
- “We welcome impassioned discourse, but we also need to uphold standards of dignity and respect,” — Laura Gallagher Byrne, Chair
- “Public comment is an opportunity to voice concerns in a manner that respects everyone in the Room.” — Nantucket School Committee statement
Next Steps
The police report will be reviewed for possible legal action, and the committee has pledged to revise its public-comment procedures. Negotiations on a PFAS testing protocol between the district and the Land and Water Council continue, shaping the timeline for turf installation.
