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Sydney Trainer Claims Seasonal Penis Size, Promotes Men’s Health

6/30/2026

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He claims his penis shrinks to about 9.5 inches in winter and exceeds 10 inches in summer.
Kieran, a 35-year-old personal trainer in Sydney’s eastern suburbs, is speaking publicly to urge men to discuss erectile dysfunction, thrush and testicular cancer.
He reports receiving luxury gifts and hotel stays from admirers.
He notes wardrobe problems, painful friction and that he has slept with only two women in seven months.

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He claims his penis shrinks to about 9.5 inches in winter and exceeds 10 inches in summer.
Kieran, a 35-year-old personal trainer in Sydney’s eastern suburbs, is speaking publicly to urge men to discuss erectile dysfunction, thrush and testicular cancer.
He reports receiving luxury gifts and hotel stays from admirers.
He notes wardrobe problems, painful friction and that he has slept with only two women in seven months.