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Seth Meyers Slams Trump’s Catapult, Sperm Obsessions, False Promises

7/18/2026

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Seth Meyers criticized U.S. President Donald Trump for fixating on catapults and sperm counts over the economy.
He said Trump pledged to end inflation and cut gas prices, yet none materialized.
Meyers mocked Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for lecturing on teenage sperm counts.
Meyers ridiculed Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s testosterone testing for troops.
He noted Trump’s 38 false deal claims and said Americans want affordable life.

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Seth Meyers criticized U.S. President Donald Trump for fixating on catapults and sperm counts over the economy.
He said Trump pledged to end inflation and cut gas prices, yet none materialized.
Meyers mocked Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for lecturing on teenage sperm counts.
Meyers ridiculed Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s testosterone testing for troops.
He noted Trump’s 38 false deal claims and said Americans want affordable life.