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David Lynch’s Unmade Body-Swap Comedy “One Saliva Bubble”
8/1/2026, 11:51:27 PM
Unmade Lynch Script: Core Facts
In the 1980s, filmmaker David Lynch, best known for *Eraserhead* and *Twin Peaks*, co-wrote a surreal comedy screenplay titled One Saliva Bubble with future collaborator Mark Frost. The story was conceived as a vehicle for comedians Steve Martin and Martin Short. Martin later said he does not recall Short’s involvement, while Short maintains the two were meant to star together—a discrepancy backed by contemporary news reports. Martin described the script as “masterful.”
Development History
According to Frost, the project was on the brink of production, with the team only about six weeks away from beginning filming when the effort stalled. Dino De Laurentiis’s production company—responsible for titles such as *Manhunter*, *Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure*, and Lynch’s own *Blue Velvet*—had been slated to distribute the film. The company’s subsequent bankruptcy halted any further progress, and the movie never entered production.
Plot Overview
The screenplay, which has circulated online in recent years, follows a group of people at a fictional Kansas airport who are struck by a stray ray from a space-borne satellite dish. The ray causes a mass identity swap: a troupe of Chinese acrobats exchange places with employees of the Heinz ketchup company. One memorable gag features the Texan workers attempting a human pyramid that collapses when a few participants inadvertently fart. The inciting incident stems from a security guard at a top-secret military base laughing at a juvenile joke—“poo-poo on your pee-pee”—which triggers a spit-filled short circuit, disabling the satellite dish and unleashing the titular saliva bubble.
Impact and Legacy
Although never filmed, the script has attracted attention for its blend of Lynch’s trademark surrealism with broad-scale slapstick. Its circulation online has sparked curiosity among fans and scholars of Lynch’s oeuvre, illustrating how even unrealized projects can influence perceptions of a creator’s artistic range. The story also serves as a reminder of how financial instability—exemplified by De Laurentiis’s bankruptcy—can abruptly end unconventional cinematic ventures.
