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Story summary
- The dog wakes the narrator at 6 a.m. and leads him to a garden where a dismembered stuffed duck lies.
- The wife finds the duck’s stuffing missing and discovers oversized shaggy-fur Bluetooth headphones placed in its spot.
- After checking the tag, the narrator determines the headphones are human-size Bluetooth devices.
- While hairdresser Kelly cuts their hair, the couple discusses the drought-driven heat and the odd garden items.
