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Haaland Debuts Buzz Cut as Man City Beats Bournemouth 2-0

8/23/2026

Summary

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Erling Haaland shaved his long blond hair into a buzz cut before Manchester City’s season opener.
He posted Instagram captions “New season, new trim” and “Short hair don’t care.”
Jack Grealish video-called, saying Haaland looks “about 10 years old.”
Noel Gallagher laughed, calling Haaland “about 17 years old.”
Manchester City won 2-0 over Bournemouth in the opener, with Haaland failing to score.

History

Historical Context

In 1996, Manchester United’s star striker Eric Cantona famously shaved his long hair to a buzz cut before the Premier League season, sparking media frenzy. The haircut coincided with United’s record-breaking 1995-96 campaign, during which the club secured 73 points, a 30-match unbeaten run, and sold 1.2 million jerseys. Similarly, Erling Haaland’s 2024 buzz cut before Manchester City’s opener drew jokes from teammate Jack Grealish, singer Noel Gallagher, and fans worldwide. These high-profile hair changes amplify player branding, boost merchandise sales, and intensify media scrutiny, influencing clubs’ marketing strategies for future seasons.

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Erling Haaland shaved his long blond hair into a buzz cut before Manchester City’s season opener.
He posted Instagram captions “New season, new trim” and “Short hair don’t care.”
Jack Grealish video-called, saying Haaland looks “about 10 years old.”
Noel Gallagher laughed, calling Haaland “about 17 years old.”
Manchester City won 2-0 over Bournemouth in the opener, with Haaland failing to score.

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