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Adrian Chiles Celebrates Unique Chef Statuette 'Bert'

3/26/2026

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Adrian Chiles cherishes a chef statuette named Bert, bought from a reclamation yard in the Black Country.
The figurine brings him joy and sparks conversation about the regional term "bostin," meaning excellent.
Chiles humorously compares Bert to a demonic Croatian statue, noting Bert's uniqueness despite its commonality.
He appreciates Bert's charm, portliness, and the timeless menu board it holds, evoking fond memories and laughter.

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Story summary

Adrian Chiles cherishes a chef statuette named Bert, bought from a reclamation yard in the Black Country.
The figurine brings him joy and sparks conversation about the regional term "bostin," meaning excellent.
Chiles humorously compares Bert to a demonic Croatian statue, noting Bert's uniqueness despite its commonality.
He appreciates Bert's charm, portliness, and the timeless menu board it holds, evoking fond memories and laughter.